250+ Funny Things to Say to a Drunk Person

November 20, 2025 by directreplies

Drunk friend slurring stories? Time to roast responsibly. These 250+ funny things to say to a drunk person are your sober superpower: witty enough to crack up the room, harmless enough for tomorrow’s friendship, hilarious enough to go viral. From karaoke disasters to deep 3 AM philosophy, each line says “I love you, but damn … Read more